[CLUB] Fordaillerie : Discussion Ford

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bah je doute que la poussiere soit la cause n°1 si vs faites autant le ménage

 

c'est plus dans la tête là

 

 

allez je file dormir

 

demain matin je vais passer chez fiat avant le boulot, pr essayer de faire passer le rétro ss garantie...

[leclioteuxdu11]

je prefere etre dans un environnement propre et en bonne santé que crade et me retrouver aux urgences tout les soirs..

 

désespere pas ton rétro passera en garantie ^^

 

bonne nuit la belle au bois dormant

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je prefere etre dans un environnement propre et en bonne santé que crade et me retrouver aux urgences tout les soirs..

 

désespere pas ton rétro passera en garantie ^^

 

bonne nuit la belle au bois dormant

 

Niannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn pas çaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad:

 

J'ai passé grave du temps sur cette merde en devoir d'anglais moi qui ne connaissais même pas l'histoire j'ai dû tout reprendre depuis le début ^^'

Pour en faire une histoire détournée, drôle... à la base je voulais faire crever la traîner ça me faisait bien marrer mais me suis dit que ça ne conviendrait pas à la prof

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Donc mon taf' pour les adeptes de l'english

 

• The ugly wood frame
  

There once was a king and a queen. Every day they said:

Ah! If only we had a child.

But children, period. One day the queen was bathing, a frog jumped out of the water and said:

- Your wish will be fulfilled. Before a year has gone by, thou shalt bring a daughter into the world.

What the frog had said came. The queen gave birth to two daughters. The first was so beautiful that the king could not contain himself for joy, problem, the other was terribly ugly. He organized a big party, and hid the ugly in a cabin deep in the field. He was not content to invite parents, friends and acquaintances, but also the wise women that they might support the child. There were thirteen who had assisted the Queen. But as he had only provided twelve golden plates for them to eat, one of them was not invited. The fete was magnificent. So she was nearing its end, the midwives offered to the child their wonderful gifts: one virtue, another beauty, a third riches, and so on, all that is desirable in the world.

As eleven midwives had to do this, the thirteenth came suddenly. She wanted revenge for not being invited. Without greeting anyone, she cried with a loud voice:

- The king's daughter, in her fifteenth year prick herself with a spindle and fall down dead.

Then she left the room. Everyone was very frightened. The twelfth of skilled birth attendants, which had not yet formed his wish, then advanced. And since she could not undo the curse, but only make it less dangerous, she said:

- It will not die, but sleep a hundred years in which diving will be the king's daughter.

The king, who would have liked to keep his beloved child of misfortune, ordered that all the spindles in the kingdom should be burnt. However, all donations given to him by the fairies in the blooming girl. She was so beautiful, so virtuous, so nice and reasonable that all who saw her loved her, the ugly, however, was furious at the bottom of the hole that was in his likeness.

It happened that the day of his fifteenth year, the king and queen left their home. The girl was left alone in the castle. She walked across it, visiting rooms and bedrooms to his fancy. Finally, she went into an old tower (the ugly and the thirteenth midwife who took care of the ugly, the situation is délectèrent). She climbed the narrow spiral staircase which led to a small door. In the lock, there was a rusty key. She turned. The door opened suddenly. An old woman spinning her flax with application, sat in a small room.

- Hello, Grandma, "said the girl. What are you doing here?

- I am spinning, "said the old woman shaking her head.

- What exactly is this thing you do so briskly, "asked the girl.

She took the time and wanted to spin in turn. No sooner had she touched the curse fulfilled, and she pricked her finger.

Instantly, she fell on a bed that was there and fell into a deep sleep. And this sleep spread throughout the castle. The king and queen, who had just returned and were in the great hall of the palace, slept. And with them the whole court. The horses slept in their stables, dogs in the yard, the pigeons on the roof, flies against the walls. Even the fire burning in the fireplace and roast slept stopped roasting. The cook, who was going to pull the hair of the kitchen boy because he had missed a flat let go and fell asleep. And the wind ceased. Not a leaf fell from the trees before the castle.

All around the palace, a hedge of thorns began to push, which each day became more and more high-bushy. Soon she fully comprehend the castle, until we see him do anything, not even the flag on the roof. Meanwhile, the ugly, she continued her life, and above all, his parents took revenge by turning them into rats.

In the country, the legend of Sleeping Beauty - thus was named the king's daughter - was spreading. From time to time, the king's son approached the castle and tried to force their way through the thick wall of thorns. But they could not. The thorns held fast together like strong hands. The young men were caught, unable to break away, there died a cruel death. They said it was the twin sister of the beautiful, ugly, who looked thoroughly evil of this garden, so that no one cancels the sacrilege.

After a long, long years, the son of a king passed by the country. An old man told him the story of the thorn hedge. Behind her, there must be a castle which was sleeping for a hundred years, the beautiful daughter of a king, called Sleeping Beauty. With it, slept the King and Queen and the whole court. The old man had also learned from his grandfather that many princes had already come who tried to force hedge of thorns, but they had been caught and had died a sad death.

The young man said:

- I'm not afraid of anything, I'll go. I want to see the Sleeping Beauty.

The good old man tried to stop him, tell him about the damn ugly that was terrorizing the kingdom, but he was vain, the Prince would not listen.

However, the hundred years were just passed and the day had come when Sleeping Beauty was awakened. When the king's son approached the hedge of thorns, he saw beautiful flowers, which parted for themselves in its path and left him the path. Behind him, a thick hedge them. Suddenly the ugly pounced on him, shouting to the scare, unfortunately it was a hundred and fifteen years she had made an appearance before him with a little grunt ridiculous, the prince laughed and went his way, went the ugly upset take refuge in his rotting old hole. In the castle, he saw the horses and hounds spotted sleeping. On the roof the pigeons were sitting with their heads under their wings. And when he entered the palace, he saw the flies were asleep against the walls. The cook in the kitchen, still had his hand raised as if to catch the kitchen boy and was sitting right in front of a black hen, she would pluck. Up on the steps of the throne, the king and queen were asleep. The prince went on his way and was so quiet he could hear his own breath. Finally, he reached the tower and opened the door of the little room where Rosamond lay.

 

She was there, so pretty that he could not look away. He leaned over her and kissed her. Then, the Sleeping Beauty woke up, opened his eyes and smiled at him.

- They went forth together, and the King awoke in turn, and the queen, and the whole court. And everyone watched with wide eyes. In the stables, the horses stood on their feet and snorted the hounds sprang wagging its tail. On the roof, pigeons lifted their heads under their wings, looked around and flew into the campaign. The flies on the walls, resumed their movement, in the kitchen, the fire kindled, and flamed cooked meal. The spit began to roast, the cook gave a slap to cook, so hard that he cried out, and the maid went on plucking the fowl. The ugly was took a hundred years younger and looking in a mirror might find it rather pretty and blessed the prince and his sister. The king and queen made uncomfortable by seeing and begged their daughter to give them back their original form it did, but on one condition was to marry the prince, they agreed.

The marriage of the Prince and The ugly wood frame an extraordinary disaster. And they lived until their unfortunate death.

 

Et que voilà

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Yo les gens de retours d'un concert de la choral dont la madré fait parti

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Yo les gens de retours d'un concert de la choral dont la madré fait parti

 

C'est toujours très bien

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Si elle le pouvait

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Je n'est rien dit

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Je n'est rien dit

 

Tu l'as pensé si fort

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Bon sinon tu viens quand ?

 

J'ai pas fais de bêtises depuis que tu es parti j'ai droit à une récompense

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Vient prendre ta féssé alors ma cochonne

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Les gars olivier est au urgences

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DER

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Les gars olivier est au urgences

 

Oww :/ c'est en rapport avec ses allergies ??!

[yolaine]

Bonne Nuit a tous!!!!

 

Amicalement

 

Hervé

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Bonne nuit Hervé

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Allez c'est mon tour

 

 

Bonne nuit tout le monde

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DER

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Preum's!!!!!! :fier:

Debout les lopettes!!!!!!!!!

[dRic C]

Debout bande de moules

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Salut à tous,

 

Le vacancier perpétuel s'en va 10 jours en Haute-Savoie, EN VACANCES, comme il n'y a pas internet, je suivai vos délires sur mon téléphone. Courage aux bosseurs.

[stef714]

Les gars olivier est au urgences

 

des infos ?

 

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Debout bande de moules

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bonjour.

Il faut bien se lever aujourd'hui dur dur 650km AR pt1 à se soir, mais j'emporte mon portable avec moi pour les poses.

A+

[stef714]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bonjour.

Il faut bien se lever aujourd'hui dur dur 650km AR pt1 à se soir, mais j'emporte mon portable avec moi pour les poses.

A+

 

tu vas faire des photos ?????????

 

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Oww :/ c'est en rapport avec ses allergies ??!

 

 

des infos ?

 

 

Je pense que ces effectivement a cause des allergie ou de son asthme

[stef714]

au menu ce soir

 

tomates et courgettes farcies sur lit de riz basmati

en bonus : tomates cerise farcies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

reste a recouvrir le tout de sauce tomate ( 40g de beurre, 1 tube de concentré de tomate, 5 cuilleres a soupe de farine, 1 litre de lait, sel+poivre )

on jette les ingredients dans l'ordre, puis on delaye doucement avec le lait

 

 

enfournez pendant 1h

au dernier 1/4h, enfournez les tomates cerises

 

 

 

[Invité §ras604EX]

Moi ce soir sa sera roti de veau façon urloff avec des haricot vert a la vapeur et des patate coupé en lamelle toujours a la vapeur

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Salut à tous,

 

Le vacancier perpétuel s'en va 10 jours en Haute-Savoie, EN VACANCES, comme il n'y a pas internet, je suivai vos délires sur mon téléphone. Courage aux bosseurs.

 

 

 

Et ben je peux te dire que tu es beaucoup moins con que moi,

parce que je ne sais toujours pas comment on fait

 

 

 

 

je te souhaite des super agréables vacances

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Je pense que ces effectivement a cause des allergie ou de son asthme

 

 

 

l'asthme entraine des énormes crises http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asthme

 

c'est tres emmerdant..... et il faut prendre cette maladie tres au sérieux...

 

et je pense qu'à faire le ménage tous les jours, ou plutot toutes les nuits,

il ferait mieux de dormir, notre cher OLi'v , il respire tout ce qu'il ne faut pas en faisant le ménage,

j'imagine comment....tout tirer, tout déplacer, à toutes pompes, et toi doit voler, de gauche à droite,

et de droite à gauche, avec une rapidité inouie .....

 

on lui a deja dit de prendre davantage soin de lui, mais il est tres énergique et n'en fait un peu qu'à sa tête,

et puis ça ira.... et y'a des jours ou ça va pas comme on veut....y'en a plein qui n'attendent pas le nombres des années, pour avoir de problemes de santé, de plus en plus, malheureusement....

 

on attend des nouvelles....si tu en as Yohan, tu fais cygne, mon canard !!!

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Moi aussi j'att des nouvelle

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au menu ce soir

 

tomates et courgettes farcies sur lit de riz basmati

en bonus : tomates cerise farcies

 

https://aws-cf.caradisiac.com/prod/mesimages/590546/P1040722.jpg

 

 

 

ho !! Stef !! elle me parait bien grasse ta farce

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Moi aussi j'att des nouvelle

 

 

 

oui c'est ce que je pensais

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au menu ce soir

 

tomates et courgettes farcies sur lit de riz basmati

en bonus : tomates cerise farcies

 

 

https://aws-cf.caradisiac.com/prod/mesimages/590546/P1040719.jpg

 

https://aws-cf.caradisiac.com/prod/mesimages/590546/P1040722.jpg

 

https://aws-cf.caradisiac.com/prod/mesimages/590546/P1040721.jpg

 

https://aws-cf.caradisiac.com/prod/mesimages/590546/P1040720.jpg

 

 

 

 

reste a recouvrir le tout de sauce tomate ( 40g de beurre, 1 tube de concentré de tomate, 5 cuilleres a soupe de farine, 1 litre de lait, sel+poivre )

on jette les ingredients dans l'ordre, puis on delaye doucement avec le lait

 

 

enfournez pendant 1h

au dernier 1/4h, enfournez les tomates cerises

 

 

 

Tu m'invites

 

Chez moi on les farces avec de la chair à saucisse mélangée à du pain de mie avec quelques p'tites épices